martes, julio 05, 2005

Pickup Lines Used by Mario

  • "Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away."
  • "If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day."
  • "Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow."
  • "Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up."
  • "I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day."
  • "If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago."
  • "If I had the choice, I would gladly spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life."
  • "You don't have to turn on a game to play with me."
  • "They don't call me Super for nothing."

Alevosamente robado de McSweeney's.

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