- "Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away."
- "If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day."
- "Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow."
- "Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up."
- "I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day."
- "If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago."
- "If I had the choice, I would gladly spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life."
- "You don't have to turn on a game to play with me."
- "They don't call me Super for nothing."
Alevosamente robado de McSweeney's.